Bringing in the New Year in Wales by Man in a Hat.
Colwyn
Bay will be my first stop-over outing since Hednesford, thanks to the bizarre
decision by Chorley F.C. to reschedule their game with County, decreeing that
playing in the Lancashire Challenge Trophy took priority!
When
I found out about this scandalously disrespectful decision, the toys were well
and truly hurled from the pram. I cancelled my B&B, returned my train
tickets, and would have given my cat a good kicking if only I could have caught
her.
I
also ratted them out to Chorley Chamber of Commerce, highlighting that my
decision not to travel would have dire consequences for the local economy,
particularly for purveyors of fine ales. Unbelievably, I’m yet to receive a
response regarding any action they intend to take, leading me to conclude that
they must be in cahoots with the Magpies.
The Colwyn Campaign
More
complicated than you’d ideally like, this one.
Not
only will I have to cope with public transport during one of the most
unpredictable periods of the year, thanks to the Supporters’ Co-op, I’m also
joining Jon Keighren in the Pure FM commentary box as summariser for the game.
However,
a fellow County Supporter with excellent local knowledge, has given me the inside
track on all sorts of things like where to stay, where the decent real ale is
and where to procure quality pies & sausage rolls.
So,
the plan is to get the train to Llandudno Tuesday 30th December.
Assuming I get my connections at Crewe & then Chester, I should be checking
into the Alexandra Hotel early afternoon.
Castles & Sausage
Rolls
Weather
permitting, I’ll walk to Conwy (about 5 miles) via the Castle View, over the
bridge & spend the evening there checking out the real ale & sausage
rolls.
The
main port-of-call will be the Albion Inn, which apparently stocks ales from
Stockport Brewing. These ales are brewed under the central arch of our very own
viaduct. What about that!
George & Dragon- Conwy. |
Other
ale outlets in Conwy include the George & Dragon, the Castle Hotel, Ye Olde
Mail Coach & the Liverpool Arms.
I must be Crazy?
New
Year’s Eve will be spent in Llandudno & I’m hoping to get a game of crazy
golf in up on the Great Orme, after riding up there on the Tramway. Pubs on my
hit-list include the Albert, the Cottage Loaf, the Snowdon, the Kings Head
& the Kings Arms. The Wetherspoons (Palladium) is also worth a look
apparently.
Remember - No Swearing!
I’ll
be walking to the game along the Wales Coast Path on New Year’s Day (another 5
miles). In theory, I should pass the Picture House (Wetherspoons) on the way,
where I expect to find some of the Blue Army eagerly waiting to be
photographed.
All
being well, I should be able to get a few ales in at the Red Lion before
reporting to the Red Lion Foods Stadium (surely it isn’t really called that!)
to help Jon (wearing my topper of course).
Hopefully,
I’ll be able to keep my potty-mouth under control. If you can’t get to the
game, why not tune into Pure to find out if I manage it.
Don’t
forget to check out my report on my adventures, when I’ll try to answer
questions like: are there any trains on New Years’ Day; how often will I get
lost & just how do the Welsh celebrate New Year?
As
you know, you can find all of the pubs I try on the excellent CAMRA website www.whatpub.com
Remember,
I’ll be wearing my Top Hat & trying to get as many photos of the Blue Army
on the march, so don’t let me down.
See
you there!
MAN IN A HAT.
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