" Take Me To Your Leader !"
What's your close season been like so far? Mine has been routinely boring, until yesterday....and a very startling incident indeed! It was a disconcerting moment for sure........ I just did not expect the blinding flash of light....or the sight that ensued thereafter as a large metallic object landed, bang smack in the centre of my back garden- an ill kempt patch of urban greenery. The unease that had descended upon me continued unabated, as from said object someone....or something emerged into the dank Stopfordian air. Eyeing me impassively, the visitor spoke... " Take Me To Your Leader!" I must confess that, despite my utter confusion and near panic, I was somewhat disappointed with that opening gambit, but I had no time at all to ponder further when the question was repeated with added emphasis! " Take Me To Your Leader........Mr McKnight!" My panic stricken state worked absolute wonders in successf...